My People

These are the two people who work for me: my secretary and my butler. My secretary is also what you might call my general assistant and housekeeper, and the butler does any odd jobs around the house that I tell him to do. The butler is a good cook, as well. (Thanks for that delicious duck, Jeevsie boy) I feel I am a generous and kind boss. I call the butler 'Jeeves' even though it isn't his name and I know it bothers him a lot. I call my secretary 'Mom' whenever I feel like whining and screaming for stuff. They know who is the boss of Jeff City, so there won't be any problems. They are, in a sense , "my dogs", but they are much smarter than dogs in some ways. I have ordered the best furniture to claw, shred, and nap on, and a huge bed. I hate to sleep alone, especially at night, in the dark, so I make my secretary and butler sleep on either side of me. Toasty warm in winter, too. So here's to my wonderful people: they are generally obedient and make my life a little easier.